19 5 / 2013
19 5 / 2013
on tumblr being bought by yahoo
Don’t even worry about it guys, there’s a Chinese site called Lofter that is straight up IDENTICAL, but in Chinese, which doesn’t matter, because google will just translate that shit for you. I’m already on there, also as paracosm.
definitely making chinese account for kicks now
lofter web brand is go
okay this shit is the future
18 5 / 2013
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
(via freckles-with-green-eyes)
18 5 / 2013
12 5 / 2013
tyler the creator discovers memes in almost the middle of 2013
Ahahah YES
(via freckles-with-green-eyes)
12 5 / 2013
Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.
You might want to learn a bit about suit buttoning before you try to tell other people what’s what.
I am fully and completely aware of the traditions which you are referring to, and I button as I do in spite of them because:
a) It looks better when you button the second button
b) That tradition was started by a fat monarch who couldn’t comfortably wear his clothes fastened and that is a stupid example to follow
c) I do what I want.
(Source: incoherentchatter, via youmakemyheartsoar)
12 5 / 2013
Zac Efron lets Vanessa walk first so people know how amazing she is.
Will Smith does THIS.
gold.
I will forever reblog this photo. love it.
this is gold
omg this is silver
(Source: iampinkshirt, via tinaxxxsimone)
12 5 / 2013
12 5 / 2013
There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.
Here it is:
No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.
No one.
oh hell no
(Source: trollingchannel)
12 5 / 2013
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
(Source: bored-im, via fueledbyn00dles)
